WTF Moment #2

CJ:  Hi Angela!
Girl:  Hi boyfriend!
Me:  . . . ?!

WTF Moment #1

You shoulda saw her before she cut her hair. I don’t remember her name but she is really cute. Her eyes are the cutest thing on her body. You should see her. - Caden

My six year old on the phone with his dad this very second. I’m not sure if this should be an “awww what a sweet boy” moment or a “WTF?! Oh no you’re NOT!” moment