From The Mouths of Monsters - Vol. 1

“Whoa nelly!  Oh my bunga!”
Why not, right?  Makes about as much sense as “cowabunga!”


“Mommy, I think I know what a mummy is:  a zombie wrapped in toilet paper.”
HA!  Zombies 1, Mummies 0.


“You be the mole, I’ll be the whacker.”
So profound.  So deep.