Chicken Boobs

Mom, can I save my boob for later?  Cuz it's a really big boob!"

Trysten asking to save his piece of chicken for later.

From The Mouths of Monsters - Vol. 1

“Whoa nelly!  Oh my bunga!”
Why not, right?  Makes about as much sense as “cowabunga!”


“Mommy, I think I know what a mummy is:  a zombie wrapped in toilet paper.”
HA!  Zombies 1, Mummies 0.


“You be the mole, I’ll be the whacker.”
So profound.  So deep.